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Has Kevin Spilker made the funniest student film of all time, or has he made a truthful documentary about the night he and his pals had to kill their best friend's abusive ex-girlfriend, Bitch?
Nothing says feel good comedy like a dead hooker, running afoul of the mafia and lynch mobs... and those're just the flashbacks.
In a half-assed attempt to pass his film class, Kevin Spilker is making a documentary on his best buddy Eugene (the only one of Kevin's friends to say "yes.").
Kevin wants to document a day in the life of a normal guy but there's one big problem. Eugene's not normal; he's a loser. Sure, we catch him getting his manager fired and giving dissertations on the latest Travolta flick, but for the most part all he does is whine about his ex-girlfriend, Bitch.
But all that changes when the girl of Eugene's dreams walks into his life and then quickly out of it. With the aid of Kevin and their friends Stanley & Quentin (not losers, just morons), Eugene spends the rest of the documentary trying to re-connect with her.
It's a shame that this new girl works at a bar and, for reasons that have to be seen to be believed, none of these twenty-somethings have their ID. Luckily they have a favor to call in from their friend George, the world's worst drug dealer. The gang once lied to the Grand Jury to keep George out of jail after he was busted for putting a musical horn in his car and selling ice cream laced with marijuana to kids to expand his client base.

Getting convoluted?
It's all right. Kevin's had his camera for a while and he doesn't hesitate to put in reference footage of he and his friends' wacky escapades from the last seven years. So, not only to we get to see Eugene try to get the girl, we also get to bear witness to George's Doobies 'n Cream fiasco, the three-legged race from hell and the time Eugene caught his imaginary girlfriend cheating on him.